No Sports?

I play table tennis (badly), badminton (worse), I can swim (without drowning), and I have recently run a few 10,000 metre runs, half a dozen half-marathons and five marathon. To give you an idea of the speed involved: at a recent run (in Grevenmacher), the people at the supply station were already packing in when I reached it, and the samba band had already stopped playing when I reached the finish.